If i only had a brain lol

[froars]

Latest from George Bush lol:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/12409982?source=TiL

When you are in the middle of a battle to win an election it's probably not a good idea to threaten the voters. But George Bush did just that as he added to his long list of verbal blunders in a speech.

In a televised speech yesterday, President Bush told a roomful of top Pentagon officials that his administration would never stop looking for ways to hurt America and its people.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted.

In a previous election campaign, Bush made another gaff when he said: 'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'

The Republican leader is facing a tough challenge from Democrat John Kerry before November's election.

[froars]

More Bushisms:

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

'The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.'

'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'

'Laura and I really don't realise how bright our children is sometimes until
we get an objective analysis.'

'Welcome to Mrs Bush, and my fellow astronauts.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy
- but that could change.'

On the California power cuts: 'The crunch really is the result of not enough
power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of
generating plants.'

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/12412146?source=Evening%20Standard

[mightytiges]

My favourite one is where Bush says when speaking about diplomacy: "We've got to make sure the left hand (ed. shows his right hand) is talking to the right hand (ed. shows his left)"   

[Ox]

ive got both the bushisms books.
LMAOOOOOO@Those

[Tigertailz]

I saw 9/11 last night.

Talk about a puppet on a string, and a very dumb one as well.

[Moi]

"I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

 

[Stephanie]

Lmao!

He's not the brightest crayon in the box is he? 

[Moi]

"It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency.

[mightytiges]

 

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

"Mars Is Essentially In The Same Orbit. Mars Is Somewhat The Same Distance From The Sun, Which is Very Important. We Have Seen Pictures Where There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen That Means We Can Breathe."

http://www.liquidtype.net/node/208

[Moi]

"I thought we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
 

[Fishfinger]

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

....and an old favourite of mine that I've seen as someone's signature on another tigers site -

"The future will be better tomorrow."


This could be a loooooong thread.

[Moi]

"Over 50 percent of our energy comes from overseas. Fortunately, a lot of it comes from Canada."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." 

[Ox]

Dave Letterman gives it to him every nite.

One segment is called, "Great Moments In Presdential speeches."

It goes from Nixon to Kennedy and then to Bush just bumbling about some crap that has alienated
whichever crowd he was addressing.

Another beauthy is the footage of him getting out of a chopper and hocking a loogie
the size of Texas out the side o his mouth,yet appears to be attempting to be discriminate.

[Moi]

"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'
 

[mightytiges]

  Moi

Dave Letterman gives it to him every nite.

One segment is called, "Great Moments In Presdential speeches."

It goes from Nixon to Kennedy and then to Bush just bumbling about some crap that has alienated
whichever crowd he was addressing.

That's a classic segment Ox  .

Roosevelt - "We have nothing to fear except fear itself"

Kennedy - "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country"

Bush - "Call me stupid"  

Tricky Dicky must be looking down (or up lol) and going thank gawd I won't be remembered anymore as the worst and most corrupt president in US history  .

ps. thanks for nothing Ch 9 for taking Letterman off and replacing it with 4 hours of mindnumbing Quizmania