where the hell is rasputin?

[Capt. Revenge]

Hi, my name is broderick and i am looking for my old pal rasputin.  has anyone seen the mad bastard?

Broderick

[Harry]

Rasputin's in a jar, pickled, sitting in a russian museum.   

[Capt. Revenge]

harry!!!!

good to see u ol man

we havent been together since our fine work on the clinton king and micky martyn proposal!!

i will quote from my hero:

' how does it feel?'

Brod

[Harry]

Aaaaah  Broderick.  Where have u been laetly?  I hear you got yourself in a bit of a pickle  .  At least you've still got yours attached, unlike our mate Rasputin.

A shame about Biff Latham  .  He was really starting to make some inroads and I had him pencilled in at CHB for the Wizard cup. 

Yeah the King/Martyn coaching combo will have to wait another 5 years.  Apparently some Tony Wallis dude got the gig.

[Capt. Revenge]

harry,

all i am saying is give the biff a go.  we cant lose.  hell, that fat bloke beasley couldnt take a pee let alone take a pack mark.

the biff might be crook but he could prop in the pocket and snot a few little blues baggers.  imagine that litttle liberal brown noser, lappin running past the biff.  biff would break his nose and whilst the trainers were removing the silver spoon, biff would snap his neck!

bring onthe biff.

[Harry]

I think Biff's out of favour with Tony Wallis and I don't like his chances of getting a run.  Don't get me wrong I'd love to see the big fella out there throwing his weight around, but somehow he just doesn't seem to be in Tony's plans.  If it were Kingy and Martyn occupying the coaches box then it would have been another story, Biff would be first chosen. 

Would have loved to see Biff in Zantucks shoes during last years rag doll incident with that little nerd Williams.  Latho would have stuck the boots into the idiot when he was down. 

[Capt. Revenge]

yeah and after that he woulda gone and got hodge and smashed his pretty boy face all around the pickets.

biff is the man and i say bring it on!

and that little four eyed softy ruddd aint the answer in the midfield.  he mighta won the brownlow and had a cute chick but ruddy aint getting my vote

he should go back to indonesia and sort out that liberal toelicker, downer

then he might get a game!!~!