Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse

[Dubstep Dookie]

This is gaining momentum on the interwebs, so I only thought it would be fair for OER's site to follow suit.

I can't believe chicks think this bird is so glamorous. She's clearly a pig, pushing it to a horse.

[gerkin greg]

Welcome to 2006 with Dubstep Dookie

FYI Matthew Broderick is the fluffer

[dwaino]

Holy 5 years ago Batman. A SJP horse joke hasn't been seen from 4chan to Memebase since the 'before time.'

I still think its cruel to make a show about a horse that tries to have cheap flings with men who aren't jockeys.

[Dubstep Dookie]

I know I know, but i had to try to justify the thread some how......

[FNM]

A friend of mine owns a cafe in St Kilda which SJP frequented a lot while she was here.
Said she was very nice.
From her looks point of view, I'd have her figure any day lol
Face?  Not a classic beauty, but she's got something different.
She's got style and that counts

[gerkin greg]

She's got something different? You mean like hooves?

[Penelope]

god, you city slickers need to broaden you views on beauty.

[Dubstep Dookie]

Face?  Not a classic beauty, but she's got something different.

I'll start the list:-

Bad skin
Thermometre shaped nose
Long cheekbones
Man jaw
Leno chin
Tiny eyes (I think they exist but I'm not sure)
A blind pimple
Thick makeup
No gums
Thin lips
Canyon wrinkles
Crayon eyebrows

[Penelope]

so, what are the bad points?

[Mr Magic]

Yep she looks horsey but she's rich as hell and married Ferris Bueller.