Speaking of grog I copped a cup of beer in the face in the last qtr

Happened with about 5 mins to go and NO it wasn't a saints supporter either
Reported it to security and they did nuffink

Not bloody happy
it's a pitty you can't bring umbrellas to the footy anymore. Only to hit an idiot over the head with.
I remember when I was a kid I went to the bombers v tigers game at windy hill in 1980.
With loss to the bombers earlier in the season still fresh in my mind, a game we should never have lost at the G, I was pretty stoked we were able to pay 'em back at their home turf.
Well the win got the better of me and I let two old bomber grannies, who were right in front of us & were giving us heaps of lip all game, know all about it.
...Well they didn't take kindly to a little spit like me showing such disrespect and I was soundly bashed by two little grannies brandishing umbrellas.
... Well I had the last laugh that year anyway but I've been terrified of little old ladies ever since.