Hello September - we mathematically can't miss the finals!

[Smokey]

is there any chance of an interstate trip first final and what needs to happen for that to occur?

Yes, you need to live in another state from that in which the game is played, which will result in an interstate trip for you to see them.

 

[Smokey]

when Al decides to shave it is

Doesn't happen.  It's all rough and ready up here!!