This is part of an article written by Patrick Smith from today's Australian (9/6/05)
Titled:
"
Richo, Tarrant fail still to make top-shelf ascent"
June 09, 2005
FOOTBALL is a seriously funny business. Humour can be generated by watching people being too earnest. Mick Malthouse, the shepherd, ponders about his ox; Kevin Sheedy once had police investigate Hawthorn's drinks; Des Tuddenham had his players crawl around Windy Hill on their hands and knees.....
Matthew Richardson came to Richmond under the father-son rule. The AFL media guide noted that he was exciting and a good mark. He first played in 1993, won a nomination for the rising star award and was marked as an enormous talent.
He averaged nearly seven marks and more than two goals a game in his debut season. One year on he was averaging less disposals but more goals (2.9). In 1996 he played 22 games, averaged eight marks and kicked 4.1 goals a game. This season he is 30 years old, averaging less than seven marks a game and kicking three goals a game, just on his career average.
Richardson is no better now than he was when he joined the competition. His kicking remains poor - technically it has always been wretched - and his body language has not changed. When disappointed with play coming into him, he flaps his arms and shakes his head. He has not been All-Australian since 1999, has not won the club's best and fairest. He has been passed over for the captaincy.
True, injuries have not been kind, a knee reconstruction included.
Still, his game would have always been one-dimensional. He does not appear to know the game intuitively enough to be dangerous when pushed up the field. The coach must set him schoolboy rules for when and when not to kick for goal. For Richmond, he has been something alright but he could have been anything. Instead he has been Richo. Fabulous but flawed. He is barely better than when he arrived at Punt Road, the son of Bull. .....
Both Richardson and Tarrant came to the game highly skilled, highly fancied and would still be considered by coaches building a team from scratch. But mostly they have remained static in a game that has flourished all around them.
If men so gifted can under-achieve, then these two have done it. At times they can walk on water, mostly they just tread it.
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For the full article see:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,15553245%255E12270,00.html===========
Clearly Patrick has issues, lost the plot (though I suppose it's hard to lose something you've never had
) and clearly hasn't seen much footy this season ..
Certainly must be a slow newsday