AFL pre-season the most accurate guide you値l readTitus O坦eily
Herald-Sun
January 12, 2015 LET担 see who is firing on the training track at your club during the pre-season. This is the most accurate guide you値l ever read.
Richmond: Everyone. Pre-season started off terribly but they池e flying now.Adelaide: Everyone. Patrick Dangerfield is doing especially well, which is good news for whoever he goes to next year.
Brisbane: Everyone, never before in the history of time has there been a better pre-season. The new guy with the tattoos is going especially well.
Carlton: Everyone. Chris Judd looks like a million dollars, mainly because Visy once gave him a million dollars.
Collingwood: Everyone, especially Bucks. Even Eddie walked up the stairs without pausing for a breather.
Essendon: Everyone. Dustin Fletcher could be in his mid-thirties.
Fremantle: Everyone. Real estate prices in Fremantle are so high because of all the houses that are being trained down.
Geelong: Everyone. Even though the time trial was a week ago, the track is still burning.
Gold Coast: Just Gary Ablett really.
GWS: Everyone, I forget most of their names though.
Hawthorn: Everyone, although James Frawley is still wondering what hit him.
Melbourne: Everyone. The paleo diet has the demons hungry for the first time in years.
North Melbourne: Everyone. Jarrad Waite hasn稚 even been suspended this season yet.
Port Adelaide: Everyone. A trip to Dubai has made the players really appreciate Adelaide.
St Kilda: Everyone. If pre-season lasted all year this would be a great season.
Sydney: Everyone. The Swans all got a good rest during last year痴 Grand Final, so are in top condition.
West Coast: Everyone. At this rate, everyone will be playing in the midfield, which is good because they didn稚 have one last season.
Western Bulldogs: Everyone. Ryan Griffen is really earning his pay.
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