Punt Road Oval - Love
Benny Gale - Leader
Cotchin - Doesn't impose
Finals - Wish
Jack Dyer - Legend
Francis Jackson - Who
Grigg - Dud
Richmond - Love
Members - Guns
Newman - Retire
Richmond Cheer Squad - Dorks
umpires - Hate
Maric - Legend
Hardwick - Hmmm
Recruitment - Tougher
Hampson - Dumbo
Umpire Stevic - Hate
Tom Hafey - Budgie smugglers (Used to holiday down the coast next to an old North president who was mates with Tommy, so spent a few days at the beach with them)
Graeme Richmond - Ruthless
Winning - Not when expected
James Hird - Big ears
Carlton - Cheats
Essendon FC - Drug cheats
Norf - Nothing
Vickery - Mong
Success - Wish
Demons - Meh
Expansion clubs - Gifted fake
The state of the game - Meh
Houli - cant say that ummmm Beard
Dusty - Monster
rance - Stay
Swans - Gay