Grand old flog by yellow and black
23 June 2007 Herald-Sun
Mark Stevens
LIKE a little league kid left alone in the goalsquare, Chris Hyde couldn't believe his luck.
Hyde stood at centre half-forward, arms flapping, and yelled "kick it to me". At a centre bounce, this was danger with a capital D.
Yet Melbourne took what seemed like an eternity to wake up.
Finally, Paul Wheatley did something. Sensing embarrassment from out on the southern wing, he sprinted around the square hoping like hell the Demons won the centre clearance.
Welcome to Wheatley's worst nightmare.
Richmond's Graham Polak won a hurried clearance, sending it 30m forward to you know who.
With Wheatley desperately bearing down, Hyde pounced on it, turned and drilled it on his left from 50m.
It happened early – 21 minutes into the first term – but those mad moments said much about where this game was headed.
There is no excuse for a team at any level to leave someone alone for so long in such a key spot.
The fact the Demons let it happen said a lot about their intensity and application.
And the fact Richmond managed to make the most of that bizarre, golden opportunity told you plenty about its big night out.
Just about everything that could go right for the Tigers did.
Melbourne, horrible at times in a 0-9 start to the year, sank to a whole new level of ineptitude.
Richmond, helped by Hyde's team-lifter, led by 25 points at quarter-time.
Brown leads onslaughtNATHAN Brown, back from nagging leg soreness, set the tone early by dominating the first 15 minutes.
But the real pain for Melbourne came in a woeful second quarter.
Richmond, a team without a win in the first three months of the season piled on another 6.2. The Demons could manage just two behinds.
Two Tiger goals in the last minute by Kayne Pettifer and Shane Tuck blew the halftime lead out to 64 points.
Tuck kept Melbourne's midfield star Brock McLean to just three disposals in the first half and helped himself to 13 – including six clearances.
Dees in holiday modeTHE mid-season break obviously came at the wrong time for Melbourne. The momentum gained from wins against Adelaide and Collingwood evaporated in insipid fashion. The Demons fumbled, made poor decisions and were sloppy by foot when the game was on the line. They didn't come to play.
Sure, Melbourne managed to reel the margin back to 49 points on the final siren – mainly thanks to a six-goals-to-two third term – but that is irrelevant.
Richo man on fireRICHMOND, with Matthew Richardson too good for Ben Holland and then Nathan Carroll, never really looked like letting it slip after the long break.
Richardson finished with 16 marks, including three contested, but sprayed 3.6 in front of goal.
He hit the post three times and should have kicked eight.
But what the basic scoreboard doesn't tell you is the fact "Richo" had three goal assists and was unselfish to the end. He was best-on-ground.
Brown finished with three and Pettifer, freed up by his famous forward partner's return, also helped himself to three goals.
For a team sitting stone cold last on the ladder, Richmond's forward line always looked dangerous.
Much of the supply came from Tuck, Brett Deledio and Nathan Foley.
Foley had 25 disposals and a mighty five goal assists, Deledio was dashing and the Tigers always looked better around the packs.
Hitouts deceptiveTHE Demons dominated the centre hitouts – an amazing 23 to three – yet the Tigers only lost the clearances in the middle 14-17.
Around the ground, the Tigers won the all-important clearances 34-26, despite its depleted ruck stocks struggling to match it with Jeff White and Paul Johnson in the hitouts.
Joel Bowden was as steady and creative as ever down back and Graham Polak had 28 disposals and helped himself to 11 marks.
For Melbourne, there was barely a positive.
Byron Pickett's comeback was a flop, Russell Robertson's accuracy vanished and the usually ultra-consistent McLean had arguably his worst game for the club.
Wheatley at least tried to make a difference, but that first-quarter effort was a "case of too little too late".
A bit like Melbourne in general.
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