Why has no one ever looked for tap rucks in the discards from the US college basketball circuit?
You could probably find someone 6'8, huge vertical leap with great balance and movement for their height, good hands who could run 100 in around 11s. All the data would already be out there because of the extensive testing the NBA do. OK they can't kick, but I wouldn't have thought they'd be any worse at kicking than e.g. Israel Folau and they would probably be cheaper too.