OK here's a couple more:
1/ Who am I? "I played 5 games for the Tigers. WP couldn't believe that the Tigers traded for me being of the opinion that it was
absolute waste. WP was right!"
2/ Who am I? "I played 24 games for the Tigers in 4 seasons. I wore number 28. WP could never understand what all the fuss was about"
3/ Who am I? I played 12 game sin my only season for the Tigers. I had one of the worse mullets in 1991"