labamba - no reason required, just a dumb stuff
Goodes - Attention seeking sook
Jake Melkscham -  figjam can box and doesn't he like to make sure everyone knows it. 
Boomer bc he always talks up a finals like game before they play us - fug him
Ballantyne - hobbits got a head you'd love to smash
and every subpar hack in the afl that has been having a day out against us for years.