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Offline one-eyed

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Collingwood jokes
« on: January 05, 2008, 06:05:14 AM »
Found these on the saintsational forum:

My wife borrowed a collingwood beanie and it stole her earings.

How many collingwood supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
we don't know, every time we perform the experiment they run off with the new globe.

Why did the collingwood supporter wear a suit?
parole board day

Why did the collingwood supporter not report to the police when his house was burgled?
didn't want to dob in his dad

10 collingwood supporters won an all expenses paid trip to the middle east, immigration won't let them back in until they win a trip back.

How do you know the roof is closed at TD when you are playing collingwood?
peanut shells on the floor

How can you tell you are at a collingwood supporter's house on game day?
theres an arial fixed to the microwave

How can you tell a collingwood supporter at the train station?
they are looking baffled that their tatts scratchie won't open the barrier
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Re: Collingwood jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 10:00:32 AM »
This could be a very long thread.  :D

What's got 100 legs and 4 teeth?
The front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.

If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you avoid running into him?
It could be your bicycle.

What's the difference between a female Collingwood fan and a Pit Bull Terrier?
Lipstick.

Australia Post Office has had to recall their latest stamp issue with Collingwood players on them.
People couldn't work out which side they are meant to spit on.
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Re: Collingwood jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 04:24:45 PM »
You could be right FF  ;D

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