St Kilda Saints thrash Richmond TigersMark Robinson | June 28, 2009 09:47pm
IF FRIDAY night was The Battle of Little Bighorn, tonight was The Alamo. Massacres, both of them.
Tonight, however, some of combatants got away; the thousands of Richmond fans who left at three-quarter time.
Truly, this was frightful for its ineptitude.
St Kilda's unbeaten run continued unabated at Etihad Stadium, winning by 56 points, but not before they - and pleasantly surprised Tigers fans - endured a bizarre opening to the game.
Indeed, bizarre and Richmond continue to be bunkmates.
Incredibly, the Tigers kept St Kilda goalless in the first 30 minutes and, while kicking two goals themselves, they should have led by at least four goals, save for Jack Riewoldt's right foot, which continues to soil his progress.
He kicked 1.2 as the Tigers won every important indicator in the first quarter - possessions, hard and looseball gets, clearances and inside-50s (10-9).
The query was: Could they finish it? That was answered soon enough.
Whatever Saints coach Ross Lyon asked for at quarter-time he got - first use, clean delivery, pressure - and the Saints, who had just lost their third first quarter of the season, kicked 11 unanswered goals.
That feat was remarkable enough.
To keep Richmond scoreless while doing so tells us: a) St Kilda can be defensively brilliant if they care to be; and b) the Tigers' fragility kicks in after six tackles, a missed goal and three turnovers.
From 10 inside-50s in the first quarter, Richmond went four, three and 10 over the next three quarters.
Just seven in the second and third quarters is appalling for the Docklands stadium.
Football here is like the first day's cricket at the WACA Ground; slick, bouncy and exciting, and their 27 inside-50s overall was the lowest of the season by anyone --and that includes Melbourne.
As the Saints gathered some practice before next week's heavyweight encounter with Geelong at the same venue, interim coach Jade Rawlings got a reality check.
No matter how enthusiastic the coach, or how encouraging, or how new, he can't paint Monets with crayons.
The Tigers did not score between the 13th minute of the first quarter and the fourth minute of the final quarter.
In between, they conjured every mistake imaginable as they amassed 240 disposals, most backward of centre.
They were overwhelmed and not even three goals in the final quarter was any sort of consolation.
In just his second game, Jade the Blade was sliced by his own team.
For St Kilda, the machine wound up after quarter-time.
The five top ball-winners - Brendon Goddard, Jason Gram, Nick Dal Santo, Luke Ball and Lenny Hayes - dominated the midfield and Justin Koschitzke and Nick Riewoldt kicked five and two goals respectively. It was typically St Kilda.
The Saints menaced the ball carrier and his supporting runners, were able to dictate from the back half through Zac Dawson, Sam Gilbert, Sam Fisher, Steven Baker and the midfield shared and ran and had to many options.
As a team, they closed down Richmond's offence.
Tigers first-gamer Jarrod Silvester was unlucky.
He played on Kosi for most of the match and managed to win his own ball, got his fist to contest after contests, but when the turnovers came, the ball came to Kosi to easy and lace out.
The Saints big man still managed a couple of trademark contested grabs, but Silvester wasn't disgraced. Likewise Luke McGuane, who mainly took Riewoldt and stopped the skipper from marking 14 times and kicking five himself.
The Tigers had a host of poor performers.
Brett Deledio didn't stamp himself, Ben Cousins was got at by Clinton Jones, while Tyrone Vickery, Tom Hislop, Jarrad Oakley-Nicholls, Angus Graham, Shane Edwards, Trent Cotchin were below par.
Their better players were Will Thursfield, who stopped Stephen Milne being a pest, Shane Tuck and Nathan Foley in the midfield and Daniel Jackson, who harassed Leigh Montagna for large portions.
The rest of them swung between acceptable and unacceptable on a night when St Kilda took no prisoners.
ST KILDA 0.3 5.5 11.9 13.14 (92)
RICHMOND 2.3 2.3 2.3 5.6 (36)
Goals:
St Kilda: J Koschitzke 5 N Riewoldt 2 A McQualter A Schneider B Goddard J Geary L Ball N Dal Santo.
Richmond: M Morton 2 B Cousins J Riewoldt T Hislop.
Best:
St Kilda: B Goddard N Dal Santo L Hayes J Koschitzke Z Dawson J Gram L Ball.
Richmond: N Foley S Tuck.
Injuries:
St Kilda: M Hudghton (ankle).
Richmond: L McGuane (leg) A Collins (illness) replaced in selected side by J Oakley-Nicholls.
Reports: Nil.
Umpires: Chris Kamolins, Michael Avon, Stefan Grun.
Official Crowd: 38,196 at Etihad Stadium.
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