Dustin Martin [merged]

[one-eyed]

From aflstatsnerd twitter ...

"Dustin Martin in 2011 became the youngest ever player to average 20+ disposals and kick 30 goals in a season."

[tiga]

hmmmm 30% increase on running capacity in one preseason suggests this demigod has no ceiling 

I have wood

 

going to be a lot of accidental sword crossing at the punt road end this year 

whoa 'scuse me mate 

They might have to make mandatory that all male members have to purchase two seats. 

[Dubstep Dookie]

hmmmm 30% increase on running capacity in one preseason suggests this demigod has no ceiling 

I have wood

 

going to be a lot of accidental sword crossing at the punt road end this year 

whoa 'scuse me mate 

They might have to make mandatory that all male members have to purchase two seats. 

Theres marketing potential for a new membership category.

'Punt Road Peyronie's'. Buy two seats side by side and get a free resting cushion.

[tiga]

hmmmm 30% increase on running capacity in one preseason suggests this demigod has no ceiling 

I have wood

 

going to be a lot of accidental sword crossing at the punt road end this year 

whoa 'scuse me mate 

They might have to make mandatory that all male members have to purchase two seats. 

Theres marketing potential for a new membership category.

'Punt Road Peyronie's'. Buy two seats side by side and get a free resting cushion.

And when "something" rests on the cushion it triggers a built in speaker which shouts "Eat Em Alive!!" 

[Dubstep Dookie]

hmmmm 30% increase on running capacity in one preseason suggests this demigod has no ceiling 

I have wood

 

going to be a lot of accidental sword crossing at the punt road end this year 

whoa 'scuse me mate 

They might have to make mandatory that all male members have to purchase two seats. 

Theres marketing potential for a new membership category.

'Punt Road Peyronie's'. Buy two seats side by side and get a free resting cushion.

And when "something" rests on the cushion it triggers a built in speaker which shouts "Eat Em Alive!!" 

 

Great idea Tiga! Silver members and above could even be entitled to a special 'kneading' cushion. Everytime Dusty gets a touch, two inbuilt rollers remotely activate.

[Smokey]

 

That whole conversation is p-funny on so many levels!

[tony_montana]

 

[cub]

Classic! I have front row so no-one gets poked in the head.

[Coach]

I'm not sure it's safe that me and my anaconda come to round 1 now.

[tiga]

I'm not sure it's safe that me and my anaconda come to round 1 now.

For those "Punt Road Peyronie's" with recalcitrant Anacondas, Skilled snake charmers equipped with adhesive ducting will be on hand to ensure that all MCG OH&S policies are adhered to. 

[gerkin greg]

So that's why we are so keen to get the Indians on board

Dick wizards

[Owl]

And if it gets damaged there is always Dick Smith to hammer it back into shape.

[Loui Tufga]

And if it gets damaged there is always Dick Smith to hammer it back into shape.

Nice work Owl

[Dubstep Dookie]

Lawl 

[tiga]

Dook's I think you and I need to go on the road with this. Or at least start a Wednesday night TV chat show.