Dear Santa,
I just wanted to check that you are OK seeing you haven't made any visits to OER so far this December
I was thinking that perhaps you were a tad upset because of a HUN editorial during the past week that called you a fat slob
I sincerely hope you've scrubbed the Editor of the HUN off your delivery run.
Although if you already have the person's gift I would be more than willing to accept it because I always try and help others any way I can
Merry Xmas
Regards in Egg Nogg
WP