LOL what did yas expect? Today Tonight, here's the formats to outrage and amaze you every evening;
SINGLE MOTHERS!!! spongeing off of your tax dollars with lucrative handouts (They may as well of broken into YOUR house!)
YOUNG BLUDGERS!!! who wont get jobs and go surfing (lippy teenage dropouts on the dole, bit of national humiliation will help their career prospects enormously)
SQUATTERS!!! living in luxurious homes and not paying rent (lots of argy bargy close ups, threats, swearing, its classy)
RENTERS FROM HELL!!! trashing your property and then leaving.....(now we get down to it, garbage, fecal matter, disfunctional human beings)
CELEBS on drugs and something to do with sex !! (Cousins and Bingle fit in this one of course).
Sometimes they get real creative and combine two themes or more. woot. I would rather poke cocktail umberellas into my eyes than watch that poo personally.