ohhh, eff my grand-mother! I cant believe we want Zac Dawson! A good source tells me he is a sure thing to tigerland!! ohhhh god, we have lost the plot! Sack Dimma quick stix ffs!!! Craig Cameron culdnt draft a turkey! ohhhh, he stole my wallet!! LEts kill the bastard. ohhh the plot has been lost!! ohhhh, deary me! Brendon Gale is a liar and he's anti-Richmond! ohhh what has this club come to!! I am not buying a membership this year!! no way Jose!! THis whole pre-season has been a waste of money,!! THe board is a Collingwood conspiracy!! Nobody at the club has a bloddy clue like I do!! ohhhh, lordy lord!! i've been a member for 15 years and i have never...........