Lou Bega should do a spin-off of his one-hit wonder Mambo No.5....
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Kangaroo home No 5
One, two, three four, five
Everybody in the bus so come on let's ride
To the next venue around the nation,
The boys say they want some money and fans
But I really don't wanna
go bust like we did last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is a cheap
I like Hobart, Ballarat, Arden St and Manuka
And as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirtin' at the next town it's just like a sport
Anything fly it's all good let me dump on it
Please set in the trumpet
Kangaroo home No. 5!
A little bit of Bellerive in my life
A little bit of Etihad by my side
A little bit of Sydney is all I need
A little bit of Manuka is what I see
A little bit of Gold Coast in the sun
A little bit of Arden St all night long
A little bit of Ballarat here I gleen
A little bit of whoever makes me your team