Ok I though I would hold out a couple more days but it's getting beyond a joke now.
It's been 5 days since I last had a bowel movement, thanks to the 3 Immodium doses I took way back then. Little did I know you were only supposed to take one.
Anyhoot, despite Yesterdays all fruit breakfast and lunch, and con carne + beer dinner, I'm feeling, sluggish, heavy and cranky. In fact, you could punch me in the abdomin and im tipping youd break your hand.
BUT, it's time to restore the balance. I yearn to pass stool again, and I'm open to just about anything.
Your advice sought,
Dookie.