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Offline Mr Magic

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2011, 11:51:29 AM »
Bacterial infection likely. See a quack and get some meds to kill it off.

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2011, 01:17:09 PM »
FFS harden up and if that doesn't work;

Buy a big packet of baby wipes coz nuthn worse that a rubbed raw poop chute

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2011, 01:20:42 PM »
Refer harden up thread, keep up the fluids is the only advice  ;D

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2011, 01:47:39 PM »
Thanks for all the advice so far. I think.  :)

Tiga, I might give your shicicle suggestion a miss.

I actually took 3 doses of Imodium last night and things have settled down.

Hoping the Imodium turns everything to cement and stops me from grunting one out for at least a couple of days. My R sole hurts SO bad, and needs a rest.

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2011, 10:32:27 AM »
friend of mine works for Hydralyte,
Its a must :thumbsup

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2011, 06:08:08 PM »
friend of mine works for Hydralyte,
Its a must :thumbsup

Thanks for the tip. Despite our differences, it's reassuring to know you have the integrity of my gastro-intestinal system at heart  :cheers

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Re: 24 hours of hell
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2011, 10:59:25 PM »
friend of mine works for Hydralyte,
Its a must :thumbsup
Jack, any chance you can hook me up??  ;D I love that stuff. Hydralyte was the only thing I could keep down when I had food poisoning. Big fan of the orange.  :thumbsup

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24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2011, 07:41:01 PM »
Ok I though I would hold out a couple more days but it's getting beyond a joke now.

It's been 5 days since I last had a bowel movement, thanks to the 3 Immodium doses I took way back then. Little did I know you were only supposed to take one.

Anyhoot, despite Yesterdays all fruit breakfast and lunch, and con carne + beer dinner, I'm feeling, sluggish, heavy and cranky. In fact, you could punch me in the abdomin and im tipping youd break your hand.

BUT, it's time to restore the balance. I yearn to pass stool again, and I'm open to just about anything.

Your advice sought,

Dookie. 


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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2011, 08:03:07 PM »
laxatives

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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2011, 08:07:18 PM »

Your advice sought,

Dookie.

WGAF

My advice?

STFU

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Yeah we're already going to vote for him mate, you don't need to keep selling it.....

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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2011, 08:42:00 PM »
LOL It's gunna hurt like you think you can relate to a woman  :santa

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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2011, 08:43:49 PM »
I reckon you'll be poking it with the dunny brush just to flush the bastard when you're done.

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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2011, 08:57:35 PM »

Your advice sought,

Dookie.

WGAF

My advice?

STFU

 :cheers

You don't like it, change the channel big guy  :-*

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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2011, 08:58:40 PM »
Like a married couple

65 doesn't like it and he has a right to say it

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Re: 24 hours of hell, part deux - restoring the balance
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2011, 10:04:24 PM »
Anyhoot, back on topic please.

Going to bed now so short of some lucky midnight soil, it will be day 6 without laying cable.

I've had some All Bran and cranberries for dinner so hopefully that pushes things along.

 :sleep