Hardwick's post-match media conference

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As a player, why would u wanna play for HIM?

Come on OX.
He's a top bloke. A blokes bloke.
Just like his predecessor Danny.
Lucky the banner is made from crepe paper.

and Geischen the tamperer...Of game plans

[Diocletian]

Oh look Essendon are bloody good side....

[Hellenic Tiger]

As a player, why would u wanna play for HIM?

Come on OX.
He's a top bloke. A blokes bloke.
Just like his predecessor Danny.
Lucky the banner is made from crepe paper.

and Geischen the tamperer...Of game plans

Don't forget Walls the Carlton spy.
Wallace the coaching mercenary turned radio list manager.

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Every used car salesman of the last 20 years weve had as coach

[georgies31]

What load of crap we wish Carlisle stayed forward were's the plan b and c Dimma hangon we don't even have a plan a.Our football department has no idea !.

[WA Tiger]

stuff off Hardwick, just stuff off!!!!

[Jackstar is back!!!]

As a player, why would u wanna play for HIM?

Bingo !!
100% correct

[Francois Jackson]

What load of crap we wish Carlisle stayed forward were's the plan b and c Dimma hangon we don't even have a plan a.Our football department has no idea !.

Pretty funny though

Just listen to his responses in those presets.

He truly has no idea what he is saying. Uunm aah Carlisle forward uum you have no idea

His time is coming to an end

[Phil Mrakov]

Why don't they just sack him and be done with it? Now we have to put up with 2 more years of this crap. It's not working so bloody pee him off and fond someone that the players will play for and someone who isn't a soft ****

[TigerMonk]

Its funny reading what some people are saying that players have reached their peak level. The players NONE of them have peaked yet  so far this season apart from Rewoldt last week & l reckon he still could have kicked more by not using his football brain. They can rise several levels. But firstly you must remove the injured players to get the best out of the rest of the playing group. l found last night players wanting to come off for a rest. They Cotchin & Martin used more energy running to the interchange, Only for them  to be turned back several times. This is wasted energy & has to be fixed by the coaching staff. The player is out of the next contest already & there alone is lost leadership time when he could be pumping the side up after a goal & themselves preserving energy for the next contest. Injured players can not play at today's pace & if anyone thinks they can then they are deluded including many. The Coach & coaching staff, Fitness staff, & Doctor, & that runs right back to the President. You can't play injured players in today's game but we do. That takes a huge toll on the other players who have to battle with opposition players running off the injured team mates. You are better off taking a fit inexperienced player into the contest who might lack some pace at the elite level but can put some pressure on the opposition. This is possibly where players are presenting very poor skills & decision making because they are so fatigued. BUT that don't explain why the players present poor skills & decision making in the 1st quarters & that is where many are found out that they are simply not up too AFL level. Its as simple as that. You dont have to take it out on the players on the training track. You eliminate the weakness from the team & that is the players who can't give 4 quarters of football cause you are asking too much from all your other team mates who can't give 4 quarters because they doing half your job. #1 ELIMINATE WEAKNESS. #2 TEAM BALANCE. #3 MAN THEM UP ONE ON ONE. #4 LONG & DIRECT FOOTBALL FROM BACKLINE.

[TigerLand]

Great in theory TM unfortunately other clubs eliminated their weaknesses and we drafted them in so we have half the AFL weakest links.

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Don't despair, our president will sort it out.

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lmao.
Useless cow.
Sack her too

[TigerMonk]

Great in theory TM unfortunately other clubs eliminated their weaknesses and we drafted them in so we have half the AFL weakest links.

We have 13 recycled players.

Maric, Chaplin, Thomas, Grigg, Houli, Hampson, so we are only playing 6 players

out of those 6, Hampson has been injured for weeks, Maric is not 100% & has played 1 AFL game this season. Thomas copped 2 hits & a huge hit in the balls  Grigg should have been dropped weeks ago & has played 2 good games. Houli should be shot for being a imposter.

[Owl]

Why is she a useless cow?  The players are stuffing up, probably digging their heels in because most of em are not up to it, simple as that.  The money balls were never gonna be able to be anything but poly filler and its falling back out the cracks.  The good players are stuffing their bodies up trying to carry the rest of the slobs over the line and getting despondent, they know the team can't do what Hardwick and co want out there because they don't have the skills / fitness / will across the deck.  JR let out a bit more than a slip up with his intel leak to the media imo.