The silicon chip inside their heads
Gets switched to stupidity overload.
And no Tiger is gonna play AFL footy today,
We might as well all stayed at home.
And Terry doesn't understand it,
At training they were as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be crap?
Woe woe woe
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
Tiger Player: I want to shoot ... doh ... doh ... doh
straight to a bulldog across the ground.
The media machine think they must be in a dream
As they type "Same old Tigers" to a waiting world.
And mothers feel so shocked,
Fathers worlds are rocked,
And their thoughts turn to top draft picks.
Gibbs, Gumbleton and Hansen we're pretty keen
To replace senior Tigers who admit defeat.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be crap?
Woe woe woe
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
Tiger Player: I want to shoot ... doh.. doh ... doh
straight to a bulldog across the ground.
All the playing's stopped in the Telstra Dome now
Fans want to wring players' necks for a while.
And TAFE's in early and soon they'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to kick!
And then the coaches tackle,
And the captain wrangles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And they can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be crap?
Woe woe woe
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
WP: Tell me why?
Moi: I don't like Mondays.
Tiger Player: I want to shoot ... doh ... doh ... doh
straight to a bulldog across the ground.