D is for Dad of the Year
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24906826-5001021,00.htmlA DAD has been collared after allegedly agreeing to marry his daughter off to a neighbour in exchange for cash, beer, soft drink - and several cases of MEAT.
The man, from Greenfield, California, actually reported his daughter as a runaway earlier this month. But cops believe he wanted her returned only because he hadn't been paid.
The charge he has been slapped with is a linguistic beauty
"charged with accepting something of value in exchange for placing a person into cohabitation."