Well done Kane, played in a premiership with a proffessional club and made a good contribution. But I here yellow and black was coursing through his veins so he came to the club he loved from birth.
Then after a few years made captain of this once great club: What an honour! I could only wish I were in his shoes for even 1 game.

Unfortunately, the virus that has plagued so many before him and is endemic in this club, started to slowly infect his whole footy career. So much so, that whilst he was drowning his sorrows at the skill deficiency that had plagued him, he found he couldn't even urinate straight anymore let alone kick a footy!
Truly a sad end to what started as a fairytale.
