1) I want the entire board sacked
2) I want both WP and MT to apologise to me personally for arguing vociferously for the current board
3) I want Craig Cameron to stop showing his spandau ballet records to his barber
4) I want Kane Johnson bashed
5) I want Simmonds, Brown and Bowden to retire
6) I want McGuane & Reiwoldt traded to GC
7) I want Deledio & Newman traded for Pavlich
I want Wayne Campbell to apologise for being a phoney
9) I want Buckley as coach
10) I want KB as our football director on the board