Australian Politics thread [merged]

[Nihilstic Tiger]

Still trying to work out what the homophone insults were - Albo/Albough?

[1965]

Looks like Dutton's dead in the water.

[1965]

Dutton apologises for being stupid.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/apr/07/australia-election-2025-live-coalition-labor-federal-peter-dutton-anthony-albanese-job-cuts-redundancies-batteries-solar

[Nihilstic Tiger]

Dutton apologises for being stupid.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/apr/07/australia-election-2025-live-coalition-labor-federal-peter-dutton-anthony-albanese-job-cuts-redundancies-batteries-solar

He should apologise for being gutless.  Public service should be completely gutted. Useless parasitic nutsacks the lot of 'em.

[1965]

Just watching Dutton on the TV. I've figured out why he is going to lose this election. He rambles and cannot put a coherent sentence together.

[Nihilstic Tiger]

Just watching Dutton on the TV. I've figured out why he is going to lose this election. He rambles and cannot put a coherent sentence together.

As opposed to the Churchillian oratory skills of Handsome Boy who's never met a multisyllabic word he couldn't slur.

[Damo]

Just watching Dutton on the TV. I've figured out why he is going to lose this election. He rambles and cannot put a coherent sentence together.

As opposed to the Churchillian oratory skills of Handsome Boy who's never met a multisyllabic word he couldn't slur.

LMAO

Remember when Albo copied the Michael Douglas speech 

And couldn’t even deliver that copied speech cleanly

[Nihilstic Tiger]

Just watching Dutton on the TV. I've figured out why he is going to lose this election. He rambles and cannot put a coherent sentence together.

As opposed to the Churchillian oratory skills of Handsome Boy who's never met a multisyllabic word he couldn't slur.

LMAO

Remember when Albo copied the Michael Douglas speech 

And couldn’t even deliver that copied speech cleanly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvrNldmt1eA

  

[1965]

Just watching Dutton on the TV. I've figured out why he is going to lose this election. He rambles and cannot put a coherent sentence together.

As opposed to the Churchillian oratory skills of Handsome Boy who's never met a multisyllabic word he couldn't slur.

LMAO

Remember when Albo copied the Michael Douglas speech 

And couldn’t even deliver that copied speech cleanly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvrNldmt1eA

  

He has certainly come a long way since those days. 😁

[1965]

Pity Dutton hasn't

[Nihilstic Tiger]

Pity Dutton hasn't

Agree - still too far left.

[Francois Jackson]

Just watching Dutton on the TV. I've figured out why he is going to lose this election. He rambles and cannot put a coherent sentence together.

As opposed to the Churchillian oratory skills of Handsome Boy who's never met a multisyllabic word he couldn't slur.

LMAO

Remember when Albo copied the Michael Douglas speech 

And couldn’t even deliver that copied speech cleanly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvrNldmt1eA

  

 

[WilliamPowell]

Just a quick question

Alot of people got bombarded with texts from Harry Fong from Trumpet of Patriots

I certainly did think I got at least 1 a day for over a week, some days got 2

How many did others get?

And also curious to know who didn't get them?

[Andyy]

Not me

In the line now, fortunately none of the aggressive party pushers I keep hearing about

Suspect it will be labor majority and only because dutton hasn't done a good enough job. Releasing policy and budget projections 2-3 days before voting is too little too late

[Nihilstic Tiger]

Not me

In the line now, fortunately none of the aggressive party pushers I keep hearing about

Suspect it will be labor majority and only because dutton hasn't done a good enough job. Releasing policy and budget projections 2-3 days before voting is too little too late

Actually hope it is because a Labor(sic)-Greens minority government would just about finish the country off for good.