Football Department
General Manager of Football-Dan Richardson Fail
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Too many duds.....
Start again.
Serious or not, have you got any idea outside of the main players what the roles are of all the people you've labelled "failed"
Seriously you think Choco Williams has failed? Rutten as a 2nd year assistant coach has failed
There are some people on that list that have definitely not "failed"
Ok WP maybe I was a little harsh.....
Football DepartmentGeneral Manager of Football-Dan Richardson
FailPromised a big fish gave us sardines.
General Manager of Player Personnel & List Management-Blair Hartley
Fail Massive fail for too many reasons to mention. Where is our ruckman? Where's our gun midfielder? Who's replacing Chaplin?
Executive and Administration Assistant Football-Ashleigh Dummett
Ok Ashliegh is alright. But don't mention the Christmas party.
AFL Compliance, Scheduling and Administration Manager-Jenna Earle
Ok I heard she's doing a great job with scheduling and she goes alright.
Head of Coaching & Football Performance-Tim Livingstone
FailOur coaches aren't inventive or risk takers, all still trying to copy last years fad. The coaches were all outperformed in the last three finals.
Player Development Manager-Bronwyn Doig
TBA I think Browyn needs to have a good look at how she's developing.
Leadership Consultant-Gerard Murphy
Fail The biggest problem we have at Richmond is leadership Gerald.
Senior Coach-Damien Hardwick
Fail Dumma said He will make us a premiership team because he knew how. He also said that unless a player can win his own ball he won't be playing in the jumper. He also thinks Hampsud is ok. You've failed us Dumma.
Defensive Coach-Ross Smith
Fail We are a rabble this year in defence.
Midfield Stoppage Coach-Brendon Lade
Fail This dufus is only there because he's best mates with Dumma.
Defenders Coach-Ben Rutten
Fail Besides maybe Rance, our defenders don't have a clue this year, just ask Astbury.
Offensive Coach-Mark Williams
Fail shooting blanks.
Senior Development Coach-Mark 'Choco' Williams
Fail Excluding obvious improvement in Rance, Martin etc. I still see players going backwards when drafted to us.
Forwards Coach-Greg Mellor
Fail We are still waiting for any semblance of what you'd call a decent forward structure.
Development Coach-Ryan Ferguson
Fail Elton Struggled.
Development Coach-Andrew McQualter
Fail See Elton Struggled
VFL Coach-Craig McRae
TBA we will see.
VFL Football Operations Manager-Daniel Hull
Fail If it's this guys job to get a decent VFL squad then it's a fail.
Opposition Analyst and Pro Scout-Nick Austin
Fail we still can't beat Geelong or North and it's all Nicks fault.
Football Technology Coordinator-Simon Reinsch
Fail We need the best and everyone in tech knows that Simon isn't the best. Just ask Michael.
Football Technology Assistant-Michael Stuart
Fail Michael is mates with Simon who got him this gig.
Recruitment Manager-Francis Jackson
Fail 10 years of duds, seriously?
Recruiting Officer-Matthew Clarke
Fail you haven't improved the situation.
Recruiting Officer-Richard Taylor
Fail find us something Dick!
Recruiting Officer-Luke Williams
Fail Dud delist.
Physical Performance Manager-Peter Burge
Fail We aren't physical enough Pete. Fail!
Rehabilitation and Conditioning Coach-Luke Meehan
Fail Conca and Grimes still getting injured, lift your games Luke.
Strength & Conditioning Coach-Adam Douglas
Fail still one of the softest teams in the AFL.
Sports Science Advisor-Brendan Fahrner
Fail We are still too slow and our recovery is terrible. Whatever it takes Brendan!
VFL Strength and Conditioning-Rob Inness
Fail the kids are too skinny.
Head Trainer & Myotherapist-Matt Pearce
Fail why isnt Deledio playing yet? Or Yarran? Or Maric? Maybe your hands are too soft.
Boxing Coach-John Vickery
Fail I wouldn't bet on any of the players to win a boxing match.
Property and Facility Manager-Giuseppe Mamone
Awesome (Sounds like he's Made) Well done Guiseppe. Great job!
Chaplain-Geoff Shepherd
Fail your prayers aren't working chap!