Jackie Martling

[Harry]

Has anyone listened to one of his CD's ?

He's a stand up comedian from the US and is quite funny. 

His joke telling uses explicit foul language and he aint politically correct to say the least.

Warning - For anyone with a sensitive ear I don't recommend you listen to it, but if you enjoy this type of humour and don't mind the foulest of foul language then I recommend it.

[JohnF]

Is that the guy that was Howard Stern's right hand man for a while? I think I've heard of him, but haven't heard any of his stuff. i'll give him a listen.

My favourite stand up comedians:

George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Andrew Dice Clay
Dennis Leary
Sam Kinison

Anyone know of any birds that do good stand up?

[Harry]

Is that the guy that was Howard Stern's right hand man for a while? I think I've heard of him, but haven't heard any of his stuff. i'll give him a listen.

My favourite stand up comedians:

George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Andrew Dice Clay
Dennis Leary
Sam Kinison

Anyone know of any birds that do good stand up?

Yep that's him - was Howard Sterns right hand man and wrote alot of his material.

If you like Dice Clay, you'll love Jackie.  IMO Dice Clay is good but Jackie is much better. 

His 5 CD's are -

The Joke Man
F Jackie
Hot dogs and donuts
Sgt Pecker
Best of Jackie Martling.

Listened to most of all of them and The joke Man is the best IMO.

Let us know what you think after you listen to it.

I've been listening to it in the car and people think I'm mad when I laugh hysterically.

[froars]

Call me old-fashioned, but i don't like comedians who swear to get a laugh.  Ain't funny to me.
Rather like visual comedians who just with a stupid look can get me going - a la Chevy Chase, Marx Brothers, Benny Hill, Red Skelton etc.

[Harry]

A good one from his CD -

Batman says to superman - "so what kind a day you been having Soop?"

Superman - "Not bad - I was flying around Wonder Womans apartment when I saw her through the window, lying there naked on her back with her legs spread wide open.  I thought what the heck, so I swooped in and gave her a shot."

Batman - "Was she surprised ?"

Superman - "Yeah, but not as surprised as the Invisible Man".   

 

[the_boy_jake]

There are no good chick comedians in my opinion, John. Don't know why, there just isn't.

Is that the guy that was Howard Stern's right hand man for a while? I think I've heard of him, but haven't heard any of his stuff. i'll give him a listen.

My favourite stand up comedians:

George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Andrew Dice Clay
Dennis Leary
Sam Kinison

Anyone know of any birds that do good stand up?

[Harry]

John - have you had a chance to listen to one of his CD's yet?

A cop pulls over a driver for swirving all over the place.
Cop - "Excuse me sir, I'm gonna have to give you a breath test"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I've got asthma, one blow and I'll be in a coughing fit"
Cop - "Then I'm gonna have to ask for a blood test"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I'm a haemophiliac, one prick and there'll be blood all over the place"
Cop - "Then I'm gonna have to ask you to get out of the car and walk a straight line"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I'm farken drunk you a$$hole"

[Ox]

NOT LMAO @ Aussie comedians.

Is it just me or do they all fall light years short of being funny or professional.

A good example of this is if u have watched those international comedy festivals.

Aschit Auusie comic will do his routine to a room full of family and sympathy laughers and then a
Yank will come on and make the Aussies look like wacko tram conductors trying to get your fare.

Fair dinkum,some of us would be beeter than them carnts.
It's only because they are a tight knit community that they are continually working and in the public eye.

stuff i hate them all especially Dave Hughes(love to smsh him in the throat) and any Fat chicks that think they are funny
ala Magna szubowski or whatever TF her name is.

What a joke it is when they bag kylie and they are exactly the same -TALENTLESS.

[JohnF]

John - have you had a chance to listen to one of his CD's yet?

A cop pulls over a driver for swirving all over the place.
Cop - "Excuse me sir, I'm gonna have to give you a breath test"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I've got asthma, one blow and I'll be in a coughing fit"
Cop - "Then I'm gonna have to ask for a blood test"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I'm a haemophiliac, one prick and there'll be blood all over the place"
Cop - "Then I'm gonna have to ask you to get out of the car and walk a straight line"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I'm farken drunk you a$$hole"

ROLFMLFMAOOOOOO dude.

I'm trying to download some of his schit on Kazaa but i can't get anything. Know where i can download some of his albums? (LMFAOO@buying them being out of the question)

[JohnF]

NOT LMAO @ Aussie comedians.

Is it just me or do they all fall light years short of being funny or professional.

A good example of this is if u have watched those international comedy festivals.

Aschit Auusie comic will do his routine to a room full of family and sympathy laughers and then a
Yank will come on and make the Aussies look like wacko tram conductors trying to get your fare.

Fair dinkum,some of us would be beeter than them carnts.
It's only because they are a tight knit community that they are continually working and in the public eye.

stuff i hate them all especially Dave Hughes(love to smsh him in the throat) and any Fat chicks that think they are funny
ala Magna szubowski or whatever TF her name is.

What a joke it is when they bag kylie and they are exactly the same -TALENTLESS.

Agree Ox. Australian comedians are a joke. LMFAOOOOOOO@Rove McManus. How the stuff did he get a show again?

 

[Harry]

John - have you had a chance to listen to one of his CD's yet?

A cop pulls over a driver for swirving all over the place.
Cop - "Excuse me sir, I'm gonna have to give you a breath test"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I've got asthma, one blow and I'll be in a coughing fit"
Cop - "Then I'm gonna have to ask for a blood test"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I'm a haemophiliac, one prick and there'll be blood all over the place"
Cop - "Then I'm gonna have to ask you to get out of the car and walk a straight line"
Driver - "Can't do that"
Cop - "Why not?"
Driver - "Cos I'm farken drunk you a$$hole"

ROLFMLFMAOOOOOO dude.

I'm trying to download some of his schit on Kazaa but i can't get anything. Know where i can download some of his albums? (LMFAOO@buying them being out of the question)

I'll ask my mate - he's downloaded all of them.  

A hillbilly’s rocking in a rocking chair in front of the local general store when an outsider approaches him and asks what they do around here.
To which the hillbilly replies – “Nutin but hunt ‘n stuff”
The outsider asks – “What do you hunt?”
The hillbilly replies – “Sumthin to stuff”

[JohnF]

I'll ask my mate - he's downloaded all of them.  

A hillbilly’s rocking in a rocking chair in front of the local general store when an outsider approaches him and asks what they do around here.
To which the hillbilly replies – “Nutin but hunt ‘n stuff”
The outsider asks – “What do you hunt?”
The hillbilly replies – “Sumthin to stuff”

roflfmflaoooo, love hilbilly and redneck jokes. 

[Harry]

 

Q - How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A - Kick his sister in the chin.

Wife says to her husband - "Wanna get some breakfast?"
Husband - "Nah, not hungry, must be the viagra, got no appetite"
A few hours later -
Wife - "Wanna get some lunch, maybe a sandwich and some fruit?"
Husband - "Nah, it's the Viagra, got no appetite at all"
Few hours later -
Wife - "Wanna get some dinner, a burger, some fries, perhaps a pizza?"
Husband - "Nah, not hungry at all, the Viagra's completely destroyed my appetite"
Wife - "Well would you mind getting the stuff off me, I'm starving"

Sorry to bore you guys who don't find this funny.

[Ox]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Harrison

Thanks for your picks of the bunch. !

[Harry]

OK - This one's for Ox.

Ox and JohnF are walking down the road when they see 2 dogs going for it on a front lawn.
Ox turns to John and says - "Geez, I'd love to get my wife like that"
John replies - "No worries, it's easy.  Just give her 2 shots of tequila and you'll be bonking her like that in no time".
The next day they meet again and John asks - "So, how'd you go?"
Ox - "Yeah, it was great, and she loved it".
John - "So did you give her 2 shots of tequila?"
Ox - "Nah, I gave her 4 shots"
John - "4?  Why 4?"
Ox - "Well, 2 shots to get her in the mood, and 2 shots to get her out on the front lawn".