Author Topic: RFC Xtreme Makeover  (Read 2877 times)

froars

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RFC Xtreme Makeover
« on: May 27, 2004, 07:45:32 AM »
Okay folks, using cosmetic surgery et al as a guide, what do think we need to do to get this club looking hot lol.

First of all, I reckon we need some laser surgery to get some 20/20 vision for the future.  Maybe we can use on Clinton Casey who seems to be blindly fumbling his way from one crisis to another.

A couple of enormous boob jobs to drag in some new major sponsors

A couple of botox fund injections wouldn’t go astray.

And liposuction to get rid of some “stickfat” coaching staff who haven’t got a clue.

It’s your body … err, club, what do you reckon?

 ;D

Ox

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Re: RFC Xtreme Makeover
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2004, 08:51:26 AM »
A simple yet effective weights and CV program would do wonders.

Offline Struggletown

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Re: RFC Xtreme Makeover
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2004, 10:08:22 AM »
An ultra-extreme make-over.............
We find and recruit young guys who can kick to position, take a contested mark, run faster than a lame mule, actually are tougher than tinkerbell, and dont hold their club to ransom.


Too extreme?????
Drink,Drugs and Shagging models.
The rest l just wasted.
  George Best on where his millions went