I think someone forgot to warn players about some of the more obvious side effects. Danky probably did outline some of the benefits though but failed to go into detail as to how it would happen.
Essendon 2013 (on the edge) Sports science player dossier
Enhancement observations
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Increase in Height (4 inch heels)
Increase in body mass (mainly in the chest area)
Increase in popularity with other players.....
His new body shape would also open him up to a broader range of fashion options
Reduction in living expenses (never pay for drinks and get off speeding tickets)
