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froars

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Wee Train
« on: October 26, 2004, 09:40:36 AM »
What do you think the penalty for Fraser Gehrig should be if he's found guilty of allegedly urinating on a woman.
I mean, if you have to go, you have to go - i don't think he deliberately did it on purpose - she just got caught in the crossfire!

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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2004, 11:22:40 AM »
I think it is fair to say that Fraser has a "wee" problem with booze.

He seems to drink a 'wee" bit too much and doesn't know when to stop.

This isn't the first time in the last 12 months he has done something a "wee" bit stupid.

Remember that "wee" incident with his best mate Steve Lawrence.

A 'wee' bit of trouble that cost his mate his career and Fraser a slap on the wrist.

Fraser seems to have "wee" problem with his brain - either doesn't have one or it is a "wee" bit stuffed.

If I was running St Kilda I would sack him - 3 strikes and you are out.

A 'wee" bit extreme perhaps, but I am sick to death of the obnoxious behaviour of so called adults who behave like school kids and expect to get away with it because they play football for a living. Especially in this case because this "wee" moron has been getting away with it for years

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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2004, 11:29:21 AM »
 :rollin

The wee train has a problem both ends it seems - chuck in schitt for brains as well lol

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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2004, 01:14:43 PM »
hmm - maybe Fraser was trying out one of these new devices that was reported in the media recently. Innerestin article this:

 Cheats faking a whiz
AAP
26oct04

ATHLETES have been using fake penises and other prosthetic devices to try to fool drug testers, including at the Athens Olympics.

David Hornman, director general of the World Anti-Doping Agency, yesterday displayed one of the devices he believes was used by a member of the Hungarian team in Athens.
It consists of a plug that is inserted in the rectum, a small reservoir for "clean" urine, and a tube that is attached to the underside of the penis.

Some of the other devices are rather more lurid, including the Whizzinator, which is available on the Internet for $200.

It consists of a fake penis mounted on an athletic support. At the press of a concealed trigger, it will deliver a stream of "clean" urine pre-stored in a small reservoir.

The artificial penis comes in only one size, regular, but a range of colours, including white, tan, Latino, brown and black and yellow and black. “There are no knobs on these guys – they are quite smart” said Hornman.

"What it emphasises is the need for us to have very well-trained doping control officers," Hornman said. They can’t be slack or drooping around when these things are in use.
Experienced and erect drug testers would have no trouble spotting such devices. 
Four “clean-skin” teams from WADA and the Australian Sports Drug Agency are in Sydney this week conducting training workshops for drug testers from the Oceania region.

Hornman said urine testing was still the best way to detect drug cheats, despite the drawbacks.
“On average we catch half the mongrels at their first attempt and we are trying to get it up to more than half”, said Hornman.

I wonder who wrote that ¿

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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2004, 01:24:42 PM »
I am sick to death of the obnoxious behaviour of so called adults who behave like school kids and expect to get away with it because they play football for a living. Especially in this case because this "wee" moron has been getting away with it for years



Couldn't agree more Wee Willy Winki.

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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2004, 02:19:58 PM »

The artificial penis comes in only one size, regular, but a range of colours, including white, tan, Latino, brown and black and yellow and black.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO@the richmond yellow and black prosthetic penis

I think some of our players have been posing with a pair of fake testicles as well


About Gerhig, should be sacked and asked to do porn. He can get paid for activity like that.

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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2004, 03:32:52 PM »
If the Saints don't sack him then so much for them claiming a new culture down there at Linton Street. IIRC they were close to offloading him midway through this year because of his antics but his finals form saved his backside.
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Re: Wee Train
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2004, 04:00:52 PM »
Isn't Fraser toilet-trained?  Maybe someone should buy him some pull-ups - or a catheter bag! :rollin