Look, there’s more than one way to skin a at and, without wanting to make light of the situation, for those not wanting to take any hances on the “C” word and risk being sent to the “swear bench”, from now on all words starting with a “C” just don’t need to.
And, personally, I’m a bit onfused as to which word is being referred to so, to make life easier for myself and anyone else, here’s an easy reference guide for ommonly used “C” words on the board.
Forthwith, teams Arlton, Ollingwood (the Olliwobbles) and West Oast an now exist. Geelong an now be referred to as the ‘Ats’, Adelaide as the “Rows”.
Players likewise. Ogs/Oughlan, Ambo/Ampbell, Hris Newman, Hris Hyde, Mark Haffey (no relation to Tom – different spelling) are acceptable.
With this onvenient and easy to use system, no one need ever go to the swear bench for such a rime, because it takes the guess work out of what’s acceptable and what’s not. Even if it does put the Word spell hecker into a spin.
Is that ool with everyone?
