If you are a crap footballer, or 'developing' footballer as some people classify it, there are still things that you can do.
Number 1 is to beat your opponent or at least make sure they don't see much of it. I try not to use this word too much, but Dea was pwned by Sylvia yesterday then Green.
Number 2 is to affect a contest. Dea is getting better in this regard.
Number 3 is to give the ball to someone better than yourself. I'll give Dea full marks in this area. He has done that on every occasion.