The Vatican's Top 10 Rock Albums1. Revolver by the Beatles
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: parts of of the album are heavily influenced by psychadelic music and Lennon once said the Beatles was more popular than Geez.)
2. If I could Only Remember My Name by David Crosby
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: David Crosby not being able to remember his name is not due to the early onset of Alzheimer's.)
3. The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: the album is an anthem for acid-users around the world.)
4. Rumours by Fleetwood Mac
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: the amount of Bolivian Marching Powder consumed during the production of this album could have kept an entire army alert.)
5. The Nightfly by Donald Fagen
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: because the phrase "inoffensive jazz" is a borderline oxymoron.)
6. Thriller by Michael Jackson
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: the title track is all about Evil One - oww!)
7. Graceland by Paul Simon
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: because the temple referred to in the title references a different kind of King.)
8. Achtung Baby by U2
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: because of all the albums in the U2 catalogue, this is the only one that casts aside social consciousness in the name of sexiness.)
9. (What's the story) Morning Glory by Oasis
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: the track Champagne Supernova refers to a champagne and cocaine cocktail.)
10. Supernatural by Carlos Santana
(Why the Pope might have nightmares: almost every song is about getting it on.)
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