Bomberjohn on the Bladder just before they took him away lol
Wayne Carey pleads ''I slipped ...really!''
By Bomberjohn
Thursday, 14 March 2002
Disgraced AFL footballer and Kangaroo’s ‘Star’ ,Wayne Carey, has defended himself against allegations he slept with team mate , Anthony Stevens’ , wife.
Wayne has come out and described the biggest news in AFL for the last 10 years as “a huge mis-understanding” He said “ what happened was , I was on my way into the kitchen to get another ‘crownie’ when my penis fell into Anthony’s missus’ love tunnel as I walked past their bedroom .
I was as shocked as anyone but then before I could explain Glen Archer was kicking my head in .”
He then went on to say “I would never do anything like that intentionally , I have always been a top bloke except for this happening every now and then … I just wish they would understand . I am Wayne Carey for God’s sake , Don’t they know that ? ”
Mr Carey was last seen pleading to a bio-mechanics expert and waving $100 notes in his face yelling “ Tell them , Tell them damn you ! ” The Sydney Swans club directors circled like vultures around Careys mansion this morning , always keen to recruit a hated Melbourne footballer they can see a dollar can be made here . Time will tell .
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