He's Andy Collins and he's ours!

[Smokey]

Looking at the Sportal site earlier and came across a funny thread paying (tongue in cheek) homage to Andy Collins.  Many of the lines have been unashamedly lifted from Chuck Norris 'goodies' but some I hadn't read and they are funny all the same.  I know Sportal are a bit funny about full quotes from their website so here is a sample and a link:

Andrew Collins counted to infinity - twice.

Andrew Collins invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Andrew Collins does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Andrew Collins hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Andrew Collins gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Andrew Collins can slam a revolving door.

Andrew Collins once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Andrew Collins's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Andrew Collins.

Andrew Collins can speak Braille.


http://forum.sportal.com.au/viewthread.aspx?t=73662

Made me chuckle!  

[mightytiges]

When Andrew Collins does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Newton's 3rd law


Btw did Collo miss with that corked thigh he copped last week or does he have a notorious Richmond "leg" that is only meant to be a one week injury yet rules you out for the rest of the season lol?

[Owl]

Chuck Norris jokes with Andy Collins replacing Chuck.  I'm not gettin it though.
They left out that he can strangle a man with a cordless phone.