Survival Tips

[froars]

Feel free to add more lol - very boring day at the office today lol

TODAYS SURVIVAL TIP

Next time you are too drunk to drive,
Walk to the nearest pizza shop,
Place an order,
And when they go to deliver it,
Catch a ride home with them.

 

[mightytiges]

SURVIVAL TIP 2

If you catch packed trains in peak hour and don't think you can squeeze in, knock on the driver's cab and ask if you can ride in the front. They're not meant to let you do it but some do. While everyone else is crammed in like sardines (especially on a hot day like today) you can sit in a comfy chair with A/C, stretch out and get a great view while having a chat. You can also look through the tiny one-way window into the carriage and laugh lol .

[tiga]

MT, That's a classic! I can just imagine you sitting at the front with a smug look on your face! roflmaoo 

My survival tips

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
Also as a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 

[cub]

!. PMS stands for Permissible Man slaughter. It also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

2. ‘Oh nothing’ has an entirely different meaning in women-language then in man-language.

3. All women are overweight by definition – don’t agree with them about it.

4. Women DO NOT want an honest answer to the question – How do I look?

[Barx01]

!. PMS stands for Permissible Man slaughter. It also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

2. ‘Oh nothing’ has an entirely different meaning in women-language then in man-language.

3. All women are overweight by definition – don’t agree with them about it.

4. Women DO NOT want an honest answer to the question – How do I look?

No, darling...

you have a teeny weeny;

itsy bitsy arse..in that...!

[Life goes on]

The front of the train thing works.
Did it to the way to the races a few years ago, there and back

[froars]

Hey Barx, it works both ways sweetie lol

My dear, you've got a big ... err personality lol 

[Fishfinger]

Never eat anything bigger than your head.