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Offline rfctigers05

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #330 on: August 03, 2012, 06:52:50 PM »
That's what I said two weeks ago he's a Richie VB the second
An expensive baby sitter
Wouldn't get a game in an open duck shooting weekend but gets a game for rfc and captains
Needs to be tapped on the shoulders or in Dimmas terms touched on the behind
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #331 on: August 03, 2012, 06:55:33 PM »
That's what I said two weeks ago he's a Richie VB the second
An expensive baby sitter
Wouldn't get a game in an open duck shooting weekend but gets a game for rfc and captains
Needs to be tapped on the shoulders or in Dimmas terms touched on the behind

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Yeah we're already going to vote for him mate, you don't need to keep selling it.....

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #332 on: August 03, 2012, 07:11:03 PM »
That's what I said two weeks ago he's a Richie VB the second
An expensive baby sitter
Wouldn't get a game in an open duck shooting weekend but gets a game for rfc and captains
Needs to be tapped on the shoulders or in Dimmas terms touched on the behind

you got a thing touching the players bums. :shh

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #333 on: August 03, 2012, 07:25:10 PM »
Rfc has been displaying it for the last three years

It's a new Dimma thing
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #334 on: August 03, 2012, 08:04:23 PM »
i take it foreplay is not part of your after dark public toilet scene?
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #335 on: August 05, 2012, 01:02:41 AM »
Chris  please have one decent bone in you and retire
Go out with some self respect pride and decency and let Chimp take over as king of the jungle
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #336 on: August 05, 2012, 01:05:15 AM »
Last year next year I reckon?

Cotch will be captain next year :bow
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #337 on: August 05, 2012, 01:08:58 AM »
Big Pappi
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #338 on: August 05, 2012, 01:14:27 AM »
Chris vb must retire its becoming an embarrassment having an invisible captain
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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #339 on: August 05, 2012, 07:26:04 AM »
Had enough of Newman as player and captain

His about as inspirational as watching my wife make home made pasta with dolmio sauce

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #340 on: August 05, 2012, 09:38:27 AM »
its Cotch time

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #341 on: August 05, 2012, 10:28:43 AM »
He does go missing when the acid is put on him in a game.Need's to breake the tag as teams know we like to start our play from the back with him.

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #342 on: August 05, 2012, 10:39:36 AM »
its Cotch time

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #343 on: August 05, 2012, 11:45:44 AM »
Gets goals kicked on him by Muppet every week

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Re: Chris Newman [merged]
« Reply #344 on: August 05, 2012, 12:14:05 PM »
Would like to see Newman up forward, decent shot for goal, good hands, and will pull Jack into line if he strays.

Sad to see his decline this year. Have been a Newman fan for a while.
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