Benny Hinn's show would have to be one of the funniest things going around on TV atm.
Since I get up quite early to go to work, I check for something to watch whilst I'm having brekky.
Originally I thought it was a typo for Benny Hill and thought I wouldn't mind a bit of Brit comedy to start the day and switched it on only to find a hispanic looking man in a white high collar suit with a tan that looks like he spends most of his time in a solarium. He actually looks like a turd in a tennis sock.
Anyway I was drawn to this guy's show for some reason. I think it was the hope of impending laughter and I wasn't disappointed.
He had a stadium full of people and part of the programme was a healing hands ceremony.
I'll set the scene. People with alleged illnesses line up on the side of the stage and they come up one at a time, state their illness to Benny he then places his hand on their forehead says a prayer to the allmighty (not Bruce) and then pushes them so they fall back into the waiting hands of 2 burly looking assistants who then drag them off stage and out of sight (probably to an awaiting minivan that will take them to a happy place never to be seen again.)
Well this is where the fun starts. A largish redneck white woman arrives on stage claming she has severe arthritis.
Benny proceeds to place his hand on the womans forehead. The woman forgets that a prayer is about to be said and she falls back prematurely toward the unsuspecting burly assistants who are looking into the crowd, then you hear this almighty thump as she hits the deck flat on her back. It was like a boxer hitting the canvas after a knockout punch! The croud went oooohhhh and then deathly silence. The next thing you see is them dragging her off stage in an unconcious state. ROFLMAOOOO. Now she probably has a broken back to go with her arthritis along with a tidy out of court settlement. ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO
In another show, a woman and her children came on stage and told Benny how her marriage is in complete dissarray to which Benny sees an opportunity and butts in before she finishes and say's "okay everyone, lets all pray together to God and ask him to bring her husband back to her so they can all be together again." whilst Benny is leading the prayer the woman interrupts and says.."why would I want him back? He molested the Kids, He beat me up on a regular basis..." To which Benny screams hysterically "okay everyone..now pray for them to break up. pray for them to break up. Dear Lord break them up!" ROFLMAOOOOO
I have never seen someone backpedal so fast.
Watch this show...I guarantee you will hurt yourself laughing.
