stuffing dog umpires.
How can they be so pathetic?
Because of the rampant homosexuality throughout the umpires association plus an inability to govern the game in a just,fitting manner, the third eye ump is now a necessity.
In moments of battle, when the men in pink find their sphincters quivering with raw fear and anticipation we should alternatively adhere to an off field decision, making any further blunders truly unacceptable.