White has a shoulder
He has two shoulders, one left, one right -

- and he uses both to good effect on the footy field.
If he plays against the Bummers, just watch him laugh when one of them tests either shoulder and watch them cry when he barrells them with either shoulder too.
I wouldn't believe everything you read in the press mate.

Richmond said "GENERAL SORENESS" - why would a journalist write SHOULDER? Maybe the typesetter didn't have room for two words.
If you have worked at a footy club then you would know all about - DUCKS and DRAKES.