I thought they were just trying to buy tickets to Glee 
Wtf is it with Melbourne flogs?
I'm actually not trying to poke fun here. But seriously they have to be most bland and the softest supporters of any club in the comp. Even the nans sitting at Simmonds knitting their blankets are tougher.
Soft as melted butter. The type of people who would conduct your next job interview for a middle to high management office role at the Docklands, drive a Land Rover Discovery or a Lexus and live in Camberwell, Mont Albert, Box Hill or catch the Alamein train to work and get on at Willison Hartwell or Riversdale.
The three at the top are called Stuart Liam and Heath.
The younger "chaps" in the bottom photo are Lachlan and Cooper. The Richmond kid looking away in disgust is certainly either a Brett Wayne or Shane.
