Newspaper headline when we lose our next sponsor....

[tiga]

I thought it would be a bit of a laugh making up some newspaper headlines if we lost our next prospective sponsor due to another player indescretion. Feel free to add any you can think of.

Wendy's wild over Hilton hoeing into Homer Hudson
Quiznos quits as Schulz sucks down a subway
Crazy John Cranky over Tivendale's trip to telechoice
Motorola mad over Newman's new Nokia.

[mightytiges]

LOL tiga

Considerably cross Connex cancels as Chaffey chaffeured by car crosstown to Carlton.
Dirty Dog depart as Richo runs in Ray-Bans.
Loopy Laguna leaves after lanky Limbach lands in Leros.
 
tiga, I believe Skilled is considering pulling out of their sponsorship of Geelong after seeing Otto play in a hooped guernsey 

[tiga]

LOL tiga

Considerably cross Connex cancels as Chaffey chaffeured by car crosstown to Carlton.
Dirty Dog depart as Richo runs in Ray-Bans.
Loopy Laguna leaves after lanky Limbach lands in Leros.
 
tiga, I believe Skilled is considering pulling out of their sponsorship of Geelong after seeing Otto play in a hooped guernsey 

ROFLMAAAAOOOOOOO MT! 

The OTT is so lazy maybe they should look at Jason recliner as their new sponsor to replace skilled.