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Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« on: May 14, 2012, 01:13:44 PM »
Please dont turn up next week. According to the Essendon people, we will be facing the greatest WAR MACHINE in the history of the planet  ;D. The general leading this global procession is james hird in a previous guise known he was known as the pretty boy but he is now offically known as General MacArthur.

So my message to our coach- Dimma, please dont turn up next week, we are wasting our time, you wouldn't want General Macarthur to get a hold of you at all and if you do turn up dont forget to circle the wagons, and that unbelievable WAR MACHINE knowns as the Essendon player group by the Essendon supporters is going to make mince meat of our players.

Can you please tell Cotch, Dusty, Lids, Jacky and the rest of the boys they are wasting there time. MacArthur and the War Machine think they are D grade players. Anyway, the War Machine and General MacArthur is in full flight, they are Premiership Favorites, the greatest side thats ever played the game. As for our supporters dont bother turning up please, I wouldnt want any of you to witness the WAR MACHINE in action next week  :lol
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 01:24:18 PM »
 :shh

Good call Flags. If only a completely depleted Eagles team on the road had of known this!
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 01:26:26 PM »
The War Machine  :lol Theyve lost the plot at Essendon  :gotigers
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 01:33:54 PM »
The last time anyone claimed an unstoppable war machine.....


Bulla Rd next Monday
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 01:37:44 PM »
 :lol

ah Essendon supporters hey.... stuff I hate 'em.

The WAR MACHINE?  :lol

Anus Monfries, Alwyn Divey, Dyshort Steppell and Seagull Stanton will need new underwear if Morris goes anywhere near them.
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 01:40:18 PM »
Quote from: wayne on May 14, 2012, 01:37:44 PM
:lol

ah Essendon supporters hey.... stuff I hate 'em.

The WAR MACHINE?  :lol

Anus Monfries, Alwyn Divey, Dyshort Steppell and Seagull Stanton will need new underwear if Morris goes anywhere near them.

totally agree
No indoor footy for the Bummers next week.
Would suggest as soon as betting opens this week, just get on the Tiges :gotigers
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2012, 01:44:39 PM »
Go Heppell, go rack up some more cheap easy kicks off the back flank/wing  :shh Definitely deserves some credit for being the first teenage girl to play AFL though.
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2012, 02:29:35 PM »
Quote from: dwaino on May 14, 2012, 01:44:39 PM
Go Heppell, go rack up some more cheap easy kicks off the back flank/wing  :shh Definitely deserves some credit for being the first teenage girl to play AFL though.

2nd teenage girl...

This pretty young thing below was the first.  :rollin

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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2012, 02:32:15 PM »
The bummers after this week will have to give up being a footy side and take up the business of selling nappies, because after what we're gonna do to them on Saturday they'll be the greatest SHI**ING machine.
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 02:38:46 PM »
Funny folk are Bummer supporters
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2012, 04:12:20 PM »
If there is a sporting institution I hate more than Essendon then I'll eat my shoe.

Hate them so much I don't think I can watch next week. If we lose I wont be able to handle it.
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2012, 04:38:57 PM »
Quote from: Popelord on May 14, 2012, 04:12:20 PM
If there is a sporting institution I hate more than Essendon then I'll eat my shoe.

Hate them so much I don't think I can watch next week. If we lose I wont be able to handle it.

Better not to watch Pope, the WAR MACHINE is in full flight and they are intending to annihilate us. According the WAR MACHINE we have average to dud players and there tanks, jets, exocet missiles, radar systems will be out in full force. I expect the Essendon coaches box to be decked out in Army greens. :lol
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2012, 04:42:54 PM »
 :lol hird = General MacArthur.

The bloke who, 9 hours after the bombing of pearl harbour lost most his bombers, sitting on the ground!
how apt
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Top stuff ramps  :thumbsup
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2012, 04:44:08 PM »
I hope someone decks commander Jake Milkshake
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Re: Memo to Dimma, Our players and our Supporters!
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2012, 06:01:22 PM »
Think you mean Private Strawbs Milkshake
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