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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #990 on: July 12, 2015, 11:20:45 AM »
Richmonds very own Nick Maxwell

Oh well, make him captain-might be an omen
“I find it nearly impossible to make those judgments, but he is certainly up there with the really important ones, he is certainly up there with the Francis Bourkes and the Royce Harts and the Kevin Bartlett and the Kevin Sheedys, there is no doubt about that,” Balme said.

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #991 on: July 12, 2015, 11:26:23 AM »
Maxwell could at least move around a bit

Chaplin doesn't go third man up, leaves it for the little blokes
Then he grabbed two chopsticks and stuck them in his mouth , pretending to be a walrus

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #992 on: July 12, 2015, 11:57:22 AM »
Slow as treacle

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #993 on: July 12, 2015, 12:26:26 PM »
Boat without a rudder
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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #994 on: July 12, 2015, 02:55:12 PM »
Piano without the keys
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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #995 on: July 12, 2015, 03:00:51 PM »
Cap without a feather
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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #996 on: July 12, 2015, 03:06:23 PM »
Eyes without a face.....
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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #997 on: July 12, 2015, 05:36:00 PM »
Woeful

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #998 on: July 12, 2015, 07:26:20 PM »
Snip! We've had enough short analogies ppl. Back to discussing the topic properly.

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #999 on: July 12, 2015, 08:33:19 PM »
Look, when you press the key of a piano, something fundamental happens. The key is actually a wooden lever, a bit like a seesaw but much longer at one end than at the other. When you press down on a key, the opposite end of the lever (hidden inside the case) jumps up in the air, forcing a small felt-covered hammer to press against the piano strings, making a musical note.

At the same time, at the extreme end of the lever behind the hammer, another mechanical part called a damper is also forced up into the air. When you release the key, the hammer and the damper fall back down again. The damper sits on top of the string, stops it vibrating, and brings the note rapidly to an end.

The extended and descriptive analogy of Chaplin as a piano is worth mentioning for three reasons. By playing him:-

1) there's is no jumping in the air at the extreme end of play
2) there is always a releasing of the opposition key. And...
3) in essence, his purpose is that of the felt covered hammer.

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #1000 on: July 12, 2015, 09:04:02 PM »
That must have got through because it wasn't a short analogy.   :snidegrin

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #1001 on: July 14, 2015, 03:20:18 PM »
WP without a snip

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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #1002 on: July 14, 2015, 03:23:40 PM »
Already done that one...guess what happened....
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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #1003 on: July 14, 2015, 03:32:54 PM »
Astbury :cheers
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Re: Troy Chaplin [merged]
« Reply #1004 on: July 14, 2015, 03:35:04 PM »
Already done that one...guess what happened....

Arghhhh and here I was thinking I was clever