ESSENDON and CARLTON'S REALITY IS THAT THEY'RE BOTH POO!

[mightytiges]

Love the updated thread title change Ramps

[10 FLAGS]

Love the updated thread title change Ramps

 

[Phil Mrakov]

Lulz

[Big Papa Bear]

Just had the best weekend away up at Cobram-Barooga playing golf etc. with a few mates - (1 Bomber, 1 Demon and 6 Carlton supporters).

- Played golf Friday (shot 83) then watched Tigers beat Essendon - gave the Bomber supporter crap all night as we played like spastics and they still could not win

- Saturday - Watched Fevola kick 100 for Yarrawonga Pidgeons against Nth Albury Hoppers - no way should we ever consider drafting that fat sook - but it was fun to country footy again - some really good skilful players going about.

- then the Pièce de résistance - barracking for Gold Coast against the Blues on Saturday night! The Melbourne supporter who is a little autistic went a rampage savagely tongue lashing the blues supporters for hours on end after the match! the Bomber & I did not have to say much only to not trip over the bottom lips of the blues supporters!!!

- and to show how stupid Blues supporters are, one of them had a go at some feral Collingwood supporters watching on the other screen about them losing to Weagles! This zoob needless to say was pretty quite after the feral pies got stuck into him

- Then on Sunday played golf (shot 78) and then to see the Demetriou's Darlings go down to the shdockers! (I was just wanting plenty of injuries because I hate the both teams)...

There was only 2 things that would have made the weekend better:
- Quality younger females to look at
- Richmond kicking straighter

[JVT]

Just had the best weekend away up at Cobram-Barooga playing golf etc. with a few mates - (1 Bomber, 1 Demon and 6 Carlton supporters).

- Played golf Friday (shot 83) then watched Tigers beat Essendon - gave the Bomber supporter crap all night as we played like wackos and they still could not win

- Saturday - Watched Fevola kick 100 for Yarrawonga Pidgeons against Nth Albury Hoppers - no way should we ever consider drafting that fat sook - but it was fun to country footy again - some really good skilful players going about.

- then the Pièce de résistance - barracking for Gold Coast against the Blues on Saturday night! The Melbourne supporter who is a little autistic went a rampage savagely tongue lashing the blues supporters for hours on end after the match! the Bomber & I did not have to say much only to not trip over the bottom lips of the blues supporters!!!

- and to show how stupid Blues supporters are, one of them had a go at some feral Collingwood supporters watching on the other screen about them losing to Weagles! This zoob needless to say was pretty quite after the feral pies got stuck into him

- Then on Sunday played golf (shot 78) and then to see the Demetriou's Darlings go down to the shdockers! (I was just wanting plenty of injuries because I hate the both teams)...

There was only 2 things that would have made the weekend better:
- Quality younger females to look at
- Richmond kicking straighter

[Loui Tufga]

The Melbourne supporter who is a little autistic went a rampage savagely tongue lashing the blues supporters for hours on end after the match! the Bomber & I did not have to say much only to not trip over the bottom lips of the blues supporters!!!

  Sound like he'd be a good fit for this forum.....get it done Big Pappie

[Dubstep Dookie]

Bump

Where's Mr Tigra?

I think an apology is in order both to the club and some of the members of this site 

[Phil Mrakov]

Just had the best weekend away up at Cobram-Barooga playing golf etc. with a few mates - (1 Bomber, 1 Demon and 6 Carlton supporters).

- Played golf Friday (shot 83) then watched Tigers beat Essendon - gave the Bomber supporter crap all night as we played like wackos and they still could not win

- Saturday - Watched Fevola kick 100 for Yarrawonga Pidgeons against Nth Albury Hoppers - no way should we ever consider drafting that fat sook - but it was fun to country footy again - some really good skilful players going about.

- then the Pièce de résistance - barracking for Gold Coast against the Blues on Saturday night! The Melbourne supporter who is a little autistic went a rampage savagely tongue lashing the blues supporters for hours on end after the match! the Bomber & I did not have to say much only to not trip over the bottom lips of the blues supporters!!!

- and to show how stupid Blues supporters are, one of them had a go at some feral Collingwood supporters watching on the other screen about them losing to Weagles! This zoob needless to say was pretty quite after the feral pies got stuck into him

- Then on Sunday played golf (shot 78) and then to see the Demetriou's Darlings go down to the shdockers! (I was just wanting plenty of injuries because I hate the both teams)...

There was only 2 things that would have made the weekend better:
- Quality younger females to look at
- Richmond kicking straighter

Big Pappi

[Tigeritis™©®]

Where's Mr Tigra?

I think an apology is in order both to the club and some of the members of this site 

I haven't gone anywhere.
Just for you Dooks.....
I, Tigra would like to admit, in this instance, was wrong.


I will not apologise to the club. They need to apologise to me for losing the unlosable game to carlscum ......... Still angry!
I will however continue to celebrate that both the bums and the scum are out of the finals whilst lamenting what could've been this year if we held on just a few minutes more in so many games.

[Dubstep Dookie]

Where's Mr Tigra?

I think an apology is in order both to the club and some of the members of this site 

I haven't gone anywhere.
Just for you Dooks.....
I, Tigra would like to admit, in this instance, was wrong.


I will not apologise to the club. They need to apologise to me for losing the unlosable game to carlscum ......... Still angry!
I will however continue to celebrate that both the bums and the scum are out of the finals whilst lamenting what could've been this year if we held on just a few minutes more in so many games.

 

[yellowandback]

Thread title o the year.

 

[DCrane]

Carlton will go on a shopping spree this summer, it is how they respond to a crisis. Malthouse is top of the list and Goddard and Cloke equal 2nd. They will top up with free agents and have one last crack with Judd. All funded of course by Visy and anyone beholden to their price fixing cartel (ie most of Australia) and the banks that Carlton owe money to. They will dodge their books again like they did last year when they claimed a 2 million profit in a year when the banks were publicly starting to get very nervous about Carlton's loan repayments.

Of course they could send a few sheep out on Optus Oval to cut down on lawnmowin costs. But it is easier to let Jeanne take the President out shopping on the company credit card.

[Ox]

Carlton will go on a shopping spree this summer, it is how they respond to a crisis. Malthouse is top of the list and Goddard and Cloke equal 2nd. They will top up with free agents and have one last crack with Judd. All funded of course by Visy and anyone beholden to their price fixing cartel (ie most of Australia) and the banks that Carlton owe money to. They will dodge their books again like they did last year when they claimed a 2 million profit in a year when the banks were publicly starting to get very nervous about Carlton's loan repayments.

Of course they could send a few sheep out on Optus Oval to cut down on lawnmowin costs. But it is easier to let Jeanne take the President out shopping on the company credit card.

I always knew u were a clever,articulate cookie.
That was art.

[Judge Roughneck]

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.

Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

[gerkin greg]

suffering is good for the soul

yoda was an animated piece of snot that learnt english driving taxis