Author Topic: Morris cops a week from MRP [updated]  (Read 9941 times)

Offline one-eyed

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Morris cops a week from MRP [updated]
« on: April 20, 2013, 06:43:24 PM »
Based on the high contact cases so far this year Morris should get off but who knows with the MRP as they make it up as they go :-\.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2013, 03:47:24 PM by one-eyed »

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2013, 06:47:12 PM »
Yep, in trouble.

The game has gone soft and you just cant do that anymore

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2013, 06:47:33 PM »
Would think not. On the replay it looked like he jumped to smother the kick, and then turned mid flight to protect himself.

Who knows though, they'll probably just flip a coin.

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2013, 07:44:35 PM »
Of course he will be in trouble. He hit the germ in the head, and thats all they worry about. The prudes are taking over the football world.

Morris did what we are all taught to do, tucked the arm into the body and made contact to give his teammate space. The skunk didnt want contact and tried to avoid it, but left his head in the way, doing the exact opposite of what we are taught to do
One thing you can guarantee, is that as those that sit down to pee hand down their verdict on morris, they will not give an explanation of what Morris should have done different.
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2013, 07:45:54 PM »
3 weeks

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2013, 07:48:54 PM »
unfortunately yes

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2013, 08:13:32 PM »
No case to answer IMO
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2013, 08:22:34 PM »
The replay on Elliot in slow mow shows Morris on a direct line and Elliot trying to void him that's why he hits him high!!!
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »
For which one?

The stupid one on Swan on the 3rd

Or the one on Elliott?

He'll get at least 3 for the Swan one
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2013, 09:42:46 PM »
The Swan one is a problem.

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2013, 09:56:26 PM »
Was a real Scotty Turner moment.

Unfortunately it didn't give is the momentum this time.
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2013, 10:11:30 PM »
Of course he is in trouble, its one of ours, if it was one of precious eddies darlings, it wouldn't even be reported.
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2013, 10:46:05 PM »
The replay on Elliot in slow mow shows Morris on a direct line and Elliot trying to void him that's why he hits him high!!!

I love a good typo but this post has two of the best.

Mowing the lawn really slowly is cool but...

Elliot trying to void Morris just brings up a really scary mental picture.

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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2013, 10:50:53 PM »
nah, its just the lingo of the younger generation. :rollin

like when they say say want to verse you. i expect then so launch into song or recite poetry.  :lol
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Re: Will Morris be in trouble with the MRP?
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2013, 10:52:39 PM »
He will get a minimum of two weeks. :help