It don't matter what the city and suburbs are like cos the footy is here.
Whether you like Melbourne or not is totally and utterly irrelevant.
This is the Home of the Mighty Tigers, and I'm here to see us win the big one.
I couldn't give a rats clacker if the city shuts down for good.
Cos I'm here to support the greatest club in the history of any universe known or unknown to mankind, the RICHMOND TIGERS.
I will make this city be what ever I want it to be so stuff the rest of the world.
I'm pumped to the eyeballs and the season hasn't even started yet.
It's gonna be AWEEEEEEEEEEESOME
I just can't wait for the opening bounce of the first game we play, and
I'm gonna be there.
Go you mighty Tigers kill em all