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chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« on: June 20, 2014, 07:12:28 PM »
the sms's have started asking me if i would like him to buy me a swans jumper, Richmond are no good etc etc.

apart from winning which aint gonna happen, any good/smart arse comeback suggestions?
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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 07:13:55 PM »
edit he's also a former Fitzroy supporter which is a sore point.
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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 07:17:03 PM »
"I would buy you Swannies a drink but you already get free COLA from the AFL" 


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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 07:19:27 PM »
 :lol
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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 07:30:01 PM »
"I would buy you Swannies a drink but you already get free COLA from the AFL" 

COLA?
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Richmond  10
Swans  5"
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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 07:34:53 PM »
Dubstep-Cost of Living Allowance

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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 07:38:12 PM »
They're due for a downer, reckon we're a show tonight

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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2014, 07:43:52 PM »
Dubstep-Cost of Living Allowance

thanks mate im getting a bit slow in my older years
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Re: chirping swans mate ~ looking for a good comeback
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 09:56:26 PM »
I find having sex with people's wives usually quietens them right down.
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