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Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy

    Dennis Cometti
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    March 30, 2015



After doing my pre-season rundown I had a funny thought the other day.

It was that the team I consider potentially the most dangerous outside "the five capable of winning the Premiership" wasn't even in my top eight.

Work that out.

I had placed Richmond ninth.

In sporting parlance that's a bit like suggesting Daniel Ricciardo drives fast!

The Tigers pride themselves on finishing ninth.

But in terms of ability there is something there, it's just that they can't be trusted.

In fact, to get to the heart of how I feel about Richmond look no further than their uniform.

It's the best in the AFL (when I think of footy in my mind's eye I see a Richmond jumper on a bright sunny day). But even then they manage to shoot themselves in the foot, or to be more precise, the back.

White numbers on a yellow sash? Sheer brilliance ...

Too stubborn by half, too self-absorbed for their own good.

So why is it then that if Richmond were to win the 2015 Premiership I wouldn't be completely shocked? Fair to say it's complex.

But what I do know is that immediately after I tip them to win any game, in my mind's eye I can't help seeing Bernie Madoff's face on a dark and gloomy day!

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/26842585/cometti-quixotc-tigers-my-real-outside-fancy/

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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2015, 11:37:22 AM »
Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy

    Dennis Cometti
    West Australian
    March 30, 2015



After doing my pre-season rundown I had a funny thought the other day.

It was that the team I consider potentially the most dangerous outside "the five capable of winning the Premiership" wasn't even in my top eight.

Work that out.

I had placed Richmond ninth.

In sporting parlance that's a bit like suggesting Daniel Ricciardo drives fast!

The Tigers pride themselves on finishing ninth.

But in terms of ability there is something there, it's just that they can't be trusted.

In fact, to get to the heart of how I feel about Richmond look no further than their uniform.

It's the best in the AFL (when I think of footy in my mind's eye I see a Richmond jumper on a bright sunny day). But even then they manage to shoot themselves in the foot, or to be more precise, the back.

White numbers on a yellow sash? Sheer brilliance ...

Too stubborn by half, too self-absorbed for their own good.

So why is it then that if Richmond were to win the 2015 Premiership I wouldn't be completely shocked? Fair to say it's complex.

But what I do know is that immediately after I tip them to win any game, in my mind's eye I can't help seeing Bernie Madoff's face on a dark and gloomy day!

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/26842585/cometti-quixotc-tigers-my-real-outside-fancy/
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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2015, 12:27:14 PM »
Cometti is a complete dated commentator.

He is not funny and his jokes are painful.

Please do not commentate again, thank you.

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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2015, 04:00:17 PM »
I think after making the finals two years in a row - Ninthmond jokes are becoming a little inappropriate ....about as relevant as suggesting we still sack coaches willy nilly.
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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 04:10:00 PM »
I actually though it was quite funny, a bit of a laugh, noting too serious
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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2015, 05:09:52 PM »
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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2015, 06:46:49 PM »
I actually though it was quite funny, a bit of a laugh, noting too serious

Denard is the biggest Richmond troll on channel 7 I can think of...
Any excuse to throw a low blow and this guy is there

You're always at the games WP but surely you seen some of this...
At least Gaza Lyons has toned it down last couple years
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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2015, 06:56:14 PM »
Its funny how we crack the sads when someone writes something negative about our club whilst our own supporters put worse stuff than that on here.

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Re: Cometti: Quixotc Tigers my real outside fancy (West Australian)
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2015, 08:10:26 PM »
I like Cometti and I think he's an entertaining commentator.
I also thought his article is funny too
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